[E] I met Willie by the still, he was brewin' a batch [A] He had a short cigar and one last match [E] [B7] He was tellin' me 'bout his latest trouble with the government [E] He had child support and alimony [A] He was looking depressed and kinda lonely [E] [B7] [E] Just tryin' to figure out where all his hard earned money went Chorus:-i [A] "Well I'll be go to Hell," he said, [E] [B7] "I got nothing but a Ford and a barn full of hay [A] [E] If it weren't for horses and divorces [B7] [E] I'd be a lot better off today" Well I said, "Willie, that sounds like a song" He said, "Son you know you may not be all wrong Could you give me a little piece of the pie if you make it a hit? I got a '51 Ford I'd like to fix up I got two sick ponies and one sick pup And my third wife's coming today to take my TV set" Chorus "Yodeling" Dobro Solo Well God bless poor old Willie McCann You know he's always been a good hard working man He bought me a beer last night down at the Lost and Found He said, "Horses and women are fine sure 'nuff But if you don't treat 'em right things are gonna get rough Believe me, I've got these four year marriages down" Chorus